If there's one attribute that sets people apart from all other living things, it certainly must be humor. And if there's one attribute that sets Americans apart, it's probably American jokes. So here are a few of my favorite American jokes. 

A classic American-style pun (malapropisms or paronomasia): A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Or how about this one: What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.

The geek joke: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, I think I’ve lost an electron. The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I’m positive.

A work joke: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes a very long time and the light bulb really has to want to change.

American's love to joke about themselves: If someone who speaks 3 languages is called trilingual, and someone who speaks 2 languages is called bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? An American!

I hope you can enjoy these!